Friday, March 11, 2011

WTOP.com - Where do you keep your monkey?

WTOP.com - Where do you keep your monkey?
"A woman walked into a Virginia courthouse Thursday with a tiny monkey in her bra." Seriously, she needs to get a purse.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Male New World monkeys attract females by washing in urine

Male New World monkeys attract females by washing in urineI know that some monkey are very promiscuous, but I didn't know that they were kinky. Be on the look out for monkey in latex next.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Baby Gibbon

Baby Gibbon
Gibbons are cool, but baby gibbons are above and beyond.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Escaped monkey captured; matchmaking called off : National : DAILY YOMIURI ONLINE (The Daily Yomiuri)

Escaped monkey captured; matchmaking called off : National : DAILY YOMIURI ONLINE (The Daily Yomiuri)
Well they caught the monkey. Phew!! I was expect more monkey attacks. Apparently they are planning to "refrain from showing the monkey to the public". I wonder if that is a euphemism for euthanasia?

Monday, January 24, 2011

Biting monkey escapes from her cage : National : DAILY YOMIURI ONLINE (The Daily Yomiuri)

Biting monkey escapes from her cage : National : DAILY YOMIURI ONLINE (The Daily Yomiuri)
Okay, so you have a monkey in a park. Due to a careless worker it escapes. This monkey goes on to attack 120 people before it finally gets captured. What do you do? Do you destroy the monkey and test it for rabies? No, you put it in a cage in another town, so that it can escape again. Why? Turns out the monkey has friends in high places, it apparently helped the mayor get elected.